genital slurpee
i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee
genital slurpee by burpintootin June 16, 2009
Genital Slurpees
Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.
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when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off
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when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off
sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!
sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!
sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!
Genital Slurpees by slurpees not herpes January 2, 2008
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Genital Slurpees
Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Genital Slurpees by Stoney69 January 27, 2019
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
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