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a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.
i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee
by burpintootin June 16, 2009
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Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.


when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off
sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!

sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!
by slurpees not herpes December 07, 2007
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