gender goblin 

Someone who identifies as a highly specific version of non-binary and is also highly vocal about it

Xe: ugh I'm not non-binary, I'm a genderqueer post-binary demi-fluid-fem.

They:like, identify however you feel, but you don't have to be such a gender goblin about it.

gender goblin by Jsjbebdixhab October 21, 2019

The Gender Goblin 

An ominous and omnipotent being that cannot be defined by gender. It reeks havoc upon the land as it steals and gifts genders. It is a mischievous creature that will mess with the human beings, giving some of the humans' genders today but a different one for another day, each encounter may differ from each person. Some humans get their genders taken and never returned.

Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not

No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.

Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!

Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.

Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.

The Gender Goblin by TheUncharismaticBard November 29, 2021