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You're such a gelone!
gelone by JohnJenkins February 17, 2014
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A person with a passionate interest in geography, maps, and geographical data visualization.
Julius Caesar is building a google maps application showing the trails where he bikes. What a geonerd.
Geonerd by NOVAdadaist July 23, 2009
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An iron golem shaped gummy that tastes like melons
Person 1: You should try these gelons! They taste like melons!
Person 2: Ooh! Let me have some!
Gelon by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021
When an old man or "geezer" gets a "boner". Either a "natural boner" or one by way of a libido enhancing drug.
Look at that old dude checking that young chick out, I bet he has a gezoner!

Gramps probably can't get a gezoner without taking Viagra!

gezoner by NW Babe January 30, 2009
The moment when two people happen to make eye contact, usually pausing for a moment and holding it while simultaneously yet privately think sensual/sexual thoughts. Could also be referred to as "that moment."
"I'm not certain, but I think my best friend and I experienced glone today."
Glone by This Pegasus July 3, 2014
Gelene is very emotional and a sensitive person. In relationship, She always overthink and fights with you with no reason but Gelene is a great friend you'll ever had. She's sweet and kind.
Gelene is a great friend you'll ever had.
gelene by Euphoriasteria August 16, 2021
A cute, funny and shy girl, who has some issues hearing. Really enjoys math class, and is usually pretty short.
Check out the new girl, she's a total Geline.
Geline by WallysLover February 28, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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