geimser
Aheeeeeee!!!
Yo Geimser, Aheeeee!!!
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Icelandic geiser
Icelandic geiser by Kasmie December 5, 2014
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Gadsden Geiser
When a guy inserts his penis into a vagina and pisses. While the female simultaneously urinates. Hence, causing a massive vaginal geiser of urine.
Man, can you believe that Sarah let my brother Allen give her a Gadsden Geiser. It was so messy, his bed looked like a swimming pool.
Gadsden Geiser by Smitty bros January 3, 2020
Butt Geiser Surpriser
Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.
BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.
After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
Butt Geiser Surpriser by Dave February 12, 2004
GeiserMeisers
GeiserMeisers...who are they?
Where do they come from?
I'll tell ya where....
They come out of nowhere...
Determined...
Focused....
Fueled by the desire to be a "geisermeiser"
They are "geiser"....
With their desire alone...they don't need to cheat
They are "meiser"....
You admire their strength everytime they come into the gym
Training becomes a mission for them!!
They "tank" over anyone that's gets in their way
And spare no one...not their partners or themselves in their training
GeiserMeisers have unbelievable power and physiques that would rival hercules They are everywhere where people think they aren't
And not everywhere people think they are
They are "warriors" in every sense of the word
And they "never quit"
They eat, sleep, think, and breathe being a "geisermeiser"
they do whatever it takes to achieve their goals in the gym And leaves nothing to chance
They are power-bodybuilders
Mortal gymrats envy them....
Powerlifters respect them...
Bodybuilders admire them...
And outside the gym...they fear no one!!
They have strength & honor towards fellow freaks and others...
They leave a mark in the gym everytime they are there...
Tell me......
Are you a GeiserMeiser??
Where do they come from?
I'll tell ya where....
They come out of nowhere...
Determined...
Focused....
Fueled by the desire to be a "geisermeiser"
They are "geiser"....
With their desire alone...they don't need to cheat
They are "meiser"....
You admire their strength everytime they come into the gym
Training becomes a mission for them!!
They "tank" over anyone that's gets in their way
And spare no one...not their partners or themselves in their training
GeiserMeisers have unbelievable power and physiques that would rival hercules They are everywhere where people think they aren't
And not everywhere people think they are
They are "warriors" in every sense of the word
And they "never quit"
They eat, sleep, think, and breathe being a "geisermeiser"
they do whatever it takes to achieve their goals in the gym And leaves nothing to chance
They are power-bodybuilders
Mortal gymrats envy them....
Powerlifters respect them...
Bodybuilders admire them...
And outside the gym...they fear no one!!
They have strength & honor towards fellow freaks and others...
They leave a mark in the gym everytime they are there...
Tell me......
Are you a GeiserMeiser??
GeiserMeisers by afellowgeisermeiser January 13, 2005
Geiser
Also known as Geiseriasto, a ridiculous slob, who often lives in an apartment showed by a letter following a number. A funny, chubby little boy who often dreams of reaching a high amount of potential. Often found in the Northern USA. Any person to come in reach with this Volumptuious character has therefore given his life to the Geiser. The Geiser will continually call the subject to "hang out".
Geiser by Alex Frank January 9, 2005
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