gee-tar

yokel version of guitar

"Why I fand ma gee-tar in the at-tick th'other day and there was all these ro-dants insad it, but it still works yeah"

gee-tar by gribble February 1, 2003

Geetartha 

An extraordinary piece of art created by the Almighty with extreme precision.. the epitome of goodness and the zenith of fun

Dude! No one can be so Geetartha except Geetartha himself..

Geetartha by thotking_ March 11, 2019

geetar 

Geetar as in geetar.com is cool. A kind of onomatopoeic way of saying the conventional 'Gui-tar'. Often used in southern states of the U.S through the local dialect, guitar pickers soon picked up on this accented 'Gee'. As an addition to the conventional explanation, the word 'Geet' is also a Hindu word for 'music and creativity' which, in my mind, makes saying 'Geetar' just that little bit more cooler than just 'Guitar'.

I just found an awesome site called www.geetar.com with a free e-book to download.

" Paw, git my Geetar down from the shelf. I feel a heap o' fine pickin' about to happenin' "

geetar by The Geetar Man January 18, 2010

bass geetar 

God of insruments.

"I love my bass geetar."

bass geetar by Personformerlyknownasfloyddthebarber June 2, 2004

geetard 

A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.

1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard

geetard by EAG January 15, 2007

Geetar 

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

Geetar by The Wretched One July 20, 2008

geetard 

A negative term for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

Gerard+Retard=Geetard

dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."

geetard by [e-mail] December 7, 2006