A fucking sexy beast from the land of the Brahmapurta. Currently trying to subjugate females in the capital of the great country of India. Fun person to hang out with. The day he was born birds around the world chirped a happy song, trees swayed and Samuel L Jackson uttered his famous slang - "Motherfucker" precisely at the moment of his entry on Earth.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).