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A short, round individual who is clearly a bitchass, and who wants nothing more than to spoil your day with incessant bitchassery.
Guy 1: Maaann, look at this galoomba *bites into salad*
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gazoombas 

Boobs. Really big boobs. Think of the biggest boobs you've ever seen and multiply that by four. That's gazoombas.
Wow, look at those gazoombas. Those must be thirty pounds each. I'm surprised she can walk.
gazoombas by Anonymous Asshole March 4, 2007
word you yell when you're a huge pussy.
Joe: "I just lost a fight earlier to an eight year old boy... GAZOOBA!"

Melanie: "Wow, you must be a huge pussy."

gazombas 

Wow, look at the size of those gazombas!
gazombas by dextroz June 27, 2010
Sex, the Devil's Tango, inspired by a 13 year old who tried to think of a new word and her father spread.
"Hey, I heard Julia and Livi did the Gazooba behind their boyfriends' backs!"
Gazooba by Vezea May 18, 2024

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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