1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional

Someone: “ Wait she? I thought you were straight.”
Me: gaypanic*

Gaypanic by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye January 7, 2020

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gaynado

A vortex of sheer man-on-man action

"That's one big gaynado over there!"

gaynado by Jumbo jacoby December 6, 2013

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gaypal

said in reference to the faggots of PayPal when you sick of them and their restrictions and countless problems.

jim: what's wrong man ?
tim; those bastards of gaypal, they've frozen my moeny, man.

gaypal by sasatefa2009 November 26, 2017

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gaypalm

(Pronounced like napalm)

Verb
1. The act of sweet ass homosexual men regulating punishment on scandalous ass bitches in any way that they feel is necessary for the level of trifling that went down. (Most common usage)

2. The act of literally being slapped by the hand of a homosexual for being a trifling ass bitch.

Noun
3. The hand belonging to a homosexual that slaps bitches who trifle.

1. "Tony did you hear about that little bitch talking to your man? I think we should gaypalm his ass. Let's tell everybody he has the herp."

2. "James, you have to tell the story about when you were at the club and you had to gaypalm that bitch in the face for getting out of line."

3. "Step off hoe, I have a gaypalm with your name on it."

gaypalm by Tony Lupo and James Michel December 11, 2006

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