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gayllopping

Sex with a man while dressed as a horse
Those 2 guys love gayllopping
by 12havingfun12 November 5, 2022
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galloping crud

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
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galloping knob rot

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.
What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!
by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005
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Grand Galloping Gala

is a giant event that occurs in the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is where certain ponies of high class are invited to a grand ball at the palace where they enjoy fine dining, music, etc. This is also a event where the ponies may be able to meet the Princess. The Grand Galloping Gala is also to be said as a event where every ponies dreams come true.
I must wash my mane to look nice at the Grand Galloping Gala.
by kougagirl101 August 22, 2011
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Gallomping

A spry movement. Similar to a gallop but with a little jumping thrown in for good measure.
The boys were gallomping through the puddles like a couple of right wazzocks.
by Robear May 7, 2018
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Rampant Galloping Cock Rot

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.
Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.
by The Dalai Longer November 5, 2004
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Galloping Lumpuckeroo

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.
After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.
by Bidet Mate July 21, 2016
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