gallopping

when you are taking a shit there is a distinct sound when the log hits the water and sounds like "gallopp" so when you're shitting, you are gallopping. taking a shit.

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gallopping by Robbie Vacotti February 26, 2011

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

galloping knob rot 

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

galloping knob rot by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

Grand Galloping Gala 

is a giant event that occurs in the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is where certain ponies of high class are invited to a grand ball at the palace where they enjoy fine dining, music, etc. This is also a event where the ponies may be able to meet the Princess. The Grand Galloping Gala is also to be said as a event where every ponies dreams come true.

I must wash my mane to look nice at the Grand Galloping Gala.

Grand Galloping Gala by kougagirl101 August 22, 2011

Gallomping 

A spry movement. Similar to a gallop but with a little jumping thrown in for good measure.

The boys were gallomping through the puddles like a couple of right wazzocks.

Gallomping by Robear May 7, 2018

Galoomping

To run in a clumsy or uncoordinated manner

After a few glasses of jungle juice my wife went galoomping out of the restaurant.

Galoomping by Reverend D May 21, 2009

Glopping 

Glopping is the sound a dog makes when licking its anus or genitals. Normally late at night or when trying to sleep.

What's that noise Rod??

It's just Brutus in the corner glopping!

Glopping by Perth bogan August 17, 2018