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Captain Gayhab 

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing
That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.
gayhab by Headexpl0dy May 12, 2007
James the gayhead earned his name from having a series of gay looking haircuts, eventually people realised it was not his hair that made him look gay it was his head. He was forever known as gayhead.
"Oi gayhead!" - " yeh?...WHAT!?"
gayhead by Natt1 December 24, 2007
A slang term for Jayhawk used by Kansas University haters, not always, but usually in reference to a seemingly large gay population.
I hate those damn Gayhawks . . . always a bunch of jackasses.
Gayhawk by oren33 February 2, 2010
a slang term for the kansas jayhawks used by the missouri tiger fans to intensify the rivalry
Tigers Fan : Did you see those overrated gayhawks lose to my Tigers yesterday

Jayhawk Fan:yeah i saw it it wasnt funny

Tigers Fan : HAHAHA what are you talking aout it's always funny to see them gayhawks lose
gayhawk by mizzou Fan 623 August 27, 2008
When a guy sucks another guys dick.
My boyfriend gave me some good gay head last night.
GayHead by Anonymous October 6, 2003