Noun, a varied form of the fauxhawk that is sported by obvious douchebags. Often accompanied by Hollister wear and shell jewelry. The gayhawk itself has the same characteristics as the traditional Mohawk, but the individual does not have the courage to shave the sides of his head. The majority of gayhawks are bleached or highlighted, adding to the douchery.
Person 1: Did you see Andrew's new haircut?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a total gayhawk!
Person 1: Totally. He looks like a douchebagskunk!
A term derived from the original catch phrase "Rock Chalk Jayhawk", seeking to illustrate the excessively homosexual behavior of those associated with Kansas University. Bill Self's hairpiece, K State tearing down KU's goalpost, and Rick Mangino all serve to manifest this absurdly gay activity.
The KU quarterback was sacked in the end zone and got up with a massive chunk of dirt caught in his helmet, looking like a true rock chalk gayhawk.
"Hey Mom, why are those two men dressed in the blue and red holding hands and skipping through the park"? "Oh don't mind them, honey, they're just a couple of gayhawks".
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!