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gaygercounter 

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).
Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.
gaygercounter by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004

throat-gagger 

A person who when in engaging in oral sex with a man, sticks the penis so far into his/her mouth that the penis touches the back of the throat causing the person to gag.
Suzie is a throat-gagger.
Throat-gagging turns me on.
throat-gagger by Ah-EL October 22, 2003

Plow a gagger 

To plow a gagger is slang for snorting a large line of Cocaine or Crystal Meth. Plowing comes from the size of the line being too large to snort at a normal speed so the user accidentally 'plows' the line with the straw, moving the drug rather than snorting it up the tube. Gagger comes from the action of gagging that is often associated with snorting a line of this magnitude.
Dude, I just scored an eight ball! Lets go plow a gagger.
Plow a gagger by Cannibalizer January 19, 2010

Wrap around gagger 

When a woman or man is giving you a blow job and you take her hair (if long enough) and tie it around your waist without her knowing. She tries to back off in order to take a breath, but can't. So she gags on your penis.
Someone giving you a blow job and you secretly tie their hair around your waist so they just gag on your penis. Therefore, a wrap around gagger is occurring.
Wrap around gagger by Machamer October 25, 2010

gagger soup 

A term or code word used for cocaine. Popular slang name used by teenagers. Started by kids from the burbs of Horsham, PA.
I got so twisted off a 30 rack of Miller and a ball of gagger soup last night. I started at 8 and was up til 5am.
gagger soup by PantyInspector September 25, 2007

Gaygermeister 

A Gaygermeister is a shot of Jagermeister with a strawberry on the side of the glass.
Another five Gaygermeisters please, Barkeep.
Gaygermeister by snackmaster1 January 7, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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