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high stakes gayery

A term referring to anything or anyone with flamboyantly gay qualities. It evolved organically from our propensity of ridiculing general gay or weak behavior amongst our friends. Not too sure why the high stakes tag was added, but it works. Use this phrase at your own peril as it will quickly dominate your lexicon. Usually shortened to just "high stakes" when used as an adjective.
"Oh, Jesus. Look at that dude just swishin' around. Makes Elton John look straight."

"Yeah, there is some serious high stakes gayery happenin' over there."

gayery gayness lameness lamery faggotry
A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

could be gayer 

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth
thomas: You know what this could be gayer
could be gayer by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017

gayer than a pink flute 

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"
Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.
A measure or degree of one's gayness
"It soon became clear to me that it was his gayety that I was impressed with."
gayety by Orrin Welks May 24, 2005

gayer than a three-dollar bill 

Not just any homosexual male but one that makes a huge show of their sexual orientation and makes it very obvious what their tendencies are.
gay guy: Heyyyyyyyy boo! you look FABULOUS!
straight person: He's gayer than a three-dollar bill!