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Gay Date 

Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.
Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!

Gay Date 

Engaging in a day of frivolous activities with close friends, while having the time of your lives. Sharing hearty laughs and special moments that will last a lifetime. Esp. at a park, beach, boardwalk, or coastline with scenic views.

Helpful accessories: Kite, Digital camera, Ipod (with speakers), Sunscreen, Towels/blankets etc
Let's have a gay date in Long Beach! I'll bring the tunes, you bring the kite, we'll have a blasty!

Popular example = this scene at the end of Anchorman:

"We are laughing!

And we are
very good friends.

Good buddies sharing
a special moment."

"Don't say anything, Ron.
Just let it happen."

"We're laughing,
enjoying our friendship...

And someday we'll look back
on this with much fondness."

"Yeah."
Gay Date by Danny Dyce September 18, 2008

Gay Date 

Engaging in a day of frivolous activities with close friends, while having the time of your lives. Sharing hearty laughs and special moments, creating cherished memories that will last a lifetime. Esp. at a park, beach, boardwalk, or coastline with scenic views.

Helpful accessories: Kite, Digital camera, Ipod (with speakers), Sunscreen, Towels/blankets. etc.
Let's have a gay date in Long Beach! I'll bring the tunes, you bring the kite, we'll have a blasty!
Gay Date by Danny Dyce September 12, 2006

Pity Gay Date 

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
Pity Gay Date by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018

Gay Past the Expiration Date 

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.
When you hang out with a homie of the same sex in a date-like environment such as a bar, club, restaurant, but it isn't really a date.

A play on the phrase "playdate".
Best friends Jessica and Laura are going out on a gaydate today. They're getting coffee, seeing a movie and hitting the club!
Gaydate by pixelduckexplosion December 23, 2009
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