gay mon 

A Jamaican man that sucks penis to get the cum out of it.

Man 1: yo you gay mom
Man 2: You said mom.
Man 1: Oh, my bad.

after man 1 walks up to someone else;

Man 1: yo you gay mon
Man 3: Yeah, I'm a gay mon
Man 1: Fagget

gay mon by whitebill January 13, 2008

Gay Monday

A nick name for the Mediocre band, Hey Monday. This band is known for imitating Paramore, and sucking horribly. The lead singer can't sing, and her hair cut is retarded.

Teen#1- Hey have you heard of Hey Monday?
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.

1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.

Gay Monday by AltRockFan May 26, 2009

gay monkey virus 

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length

Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.

gay monkey virus by alexis dove November 29, 2021

Gay Monkey Virus 

An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af

Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!

Gay Monkey Virus by Retarded Error 404 September 12, 2015

gay month 

june 1st to june 30th

it gay month, gotta kiss my homies

gay month by tomthebomb2000 June 3, 2020

Gay Monkey 

-insult
1. A word used to describe a friend/relative who's behavior resembles that of a mentally arrested monkey.
2. A word used to describe a friend/relative who engages in a poorly coordinated dance.
3. A monkey with homosexual tendencies.
4. Synonymous with retarded monkey, dickcheese, and bunghole.

1. "Gawd, you're such a gay monkey."
2. "Dude, you totally look like a gay monkey."
3. "Gay monkeys are the worst."

Gay Monkey by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn 

When two or more monkeys go underwater and fuck violently

Man did you see that Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn by StickeyWithMickey October 18, 2022