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‘Garood’ is short for ‘Garodman’ which means ‘Hymn and Prayer’ in Middle Persian and Zoroastrian language. It also means ‘Endless Irradiance’ in Avestan literature and ancient Persian texts.

Also Garood is an Iranian alternative rock band from Tehran, and it is considered one of the few alternative rock bands from Iran which has an English lyrics.
He lost his way in the Garood (Endless Irradiance)
Garood by Progressvocal December 13, 2019
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To jack off in the kitchen while wearing a clown costume covered in cow's blood, while braying like a donkey.
1. John was gadoodling for hours last night, so I'm going to need some diet coke to get rid of the blood and cum stains on my tile floor.

2. I can't gadoodle with you tonight, my clown costume is at the dry cleaners.

3. Matt gadoodles so loudly, we have been asked if we own a donkey.
Gadoodle by TheGadoodler January 3, 2011

Galoodle 

An amount of measurement, approximately 8-9 units of an item.

One Galoodle of Peaches is about 8 Peaches.
1)"Did you get enough wood for the fire?
"How much should I have gotten?"
"Hmmm, about a Galoodle"
"Darn, I only got 5"

2)"Yo, those logs almost broke his nose!"
"Nah Broski, it was only like 4."
"A Galoodle would have done it!"
Galoodle by Ryan Hoar January 9, 2008
"good" in a middle eastern wanna be accent, originated from borat, now used by multiple number of people in florida.
dats a very a garood
a da very a garood
garood by da good February 5, 2010
An upgraded Goon
Desi:Donna is such a Gavoon!
Ben:Gavoon?
Desi:An upgraded 'goon'
Hans:I'm going to say that now!
Ben+Desi:Tool!
Gavoon by Jakluver December 9, 2009
John's boss is a gavoom because i want him home on fridays always!!
gavoom by Shlee October 19, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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