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gash masher 

1. (n) a man's penis
2. (v) a woman who partakes in the slamming of her vagina against her cohorts vagina.
1. I'm gonna whap that girl in the face with my gash masher.
2. Dude, I was at a party last nite hitting on this chick, and then she told me she was a lesbian. "I was like man, fuck that gash masher!"
gash masher by Team JPD March 26, 2003

Gasmaster 

The undisputed ultra-king of flatulence.
You do not want to get on the wrong side of the Gasmaster.
Gasmaster by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019