A Garvey is a social butterfly. They can master everything that they touch. they like to Skate, jump on trampolenes and listen to the Pixies. Once you know a Garvey they leave a lasting impression. Always treat a Garvey with respect. Never a dull moment with them around. Spontaneous and fun loving and always ready for anything. A 'magical' being that knows what you are thinking even before you think it. Typically a redhead with lots of freckles and usually tall. Intimidating at first but worth the effort of getting to know. A Garvey has many alias' such as a Ginger: Crapface: and also Irish Fuck. Always stick with a Garvey and life will be good.
To have sexual intercourse on or involving office supplies for 30 seconds to 5 minutes, in other words having a quicky on a bunch of office supplies, or to pleasure somone with an office supply, such as a stapler, for a small amount of time.
Person 1: "Dude, what did u do to that girl last night?"
Person 2: "I fucked her in the office depot supply room for two whole minutes then shoved a stapler in her ass!"
Person 1: "You mean you garveyed the shit out of her?"
garvey- adj.: anything rugged and rustic, such as spear-fishing, building large fires, and being a natural badass. Etymology: Modern English, that of Shawnee National Forest
Example: You just dressed like an Indian and speared a raccoon? That's so garvey!