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A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.

"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"

Garnett by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010

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Garnett

Giant family origin.

Wow danny your dad must be a Garnett!

Garnett by Yo-Mother December 21, 2008

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Garnett

This Name is the coolest name ever! They have the ability to pull the BEST women on the earth. If you meet someone with this as their last name you better treat him right because you'll never meet someone like him again. This dude tends to be very energetic and cool. He has so many friends. But most likely has sever ADHD. He can sometime be very annoying to hid his depression He is facing from the overwhelmingness of life.

Person#1 What's you last name bro
Person#2 Garnett
Person#1 Haha NICE!! That's freaking sick bro

Garnett by IntrepidYT February 19, 2024

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Garnett Transit Form

The form you file your taxes on.

I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.

Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018

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Garnett Eye Exam

When you are balls deep in a girls mouth, and reach around her back and shove your fist in her ass. Thus causing her eyes yo shoot out of her head.

Garnett eye Exam

Garnett Eye Exam by Monster1985 February 21, 2009

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kevin garnett

synonymous with "pussy". known to start fights and back out of them.

oh look, kevin garnett's fighting the miami heat. oh look, he's backing out.

kevin garnett by suer121290 July 4, 2011

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kevin garnett

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.

1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!

kevin garnett by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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