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Garnette is a name derived from the word Garnet which is a dark red crystal. This is a name that belongs to the most wonderful girl you can ever meet. A kind of girl superior to the rest; the most awesome, most beautiful girl in the world (Well.... in my opinion anyway). She is caring, loving and so so smart. She's the one person that will be there for you anytime that you need her, the one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier, the one who can always make you laugh coz she's just so naturally funny, even when she doesn't mean to be. She is amazing at sports (especially basketball.... coz that's like her favourite sport). Sometimes she may be a little tense and can be very intimidating, but it is only to the ones who don't treat her well. She is a spontaneous, awesome, person. She is extremely hyper and it can be a bit hard to keep up with her but the effort is always worth it. Very lovable, you can't hate her no matter how much you try. Deffinitely very random. Fun person to be around. She is someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. And sometimes I can treat her in a way that may make her think that I don't care but that can never ever happen because she is the bestest friend a girl can have and i don't whether or not she knows but I love her so so so much♡♥♡♥♡
Michael: Who's that awesome girl that came over here last night?

Zachary: Oh yeah... That was Garnette..
Garnette by JeamieLovesYOU♡♡ October 4, 2015
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Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018

garnetto 

Intense, full of energy, maybe a little bit crazy such as Kevin Garnett
Yo, you see that bitch at the club going garnetto on the dance floor. I wanted to take her home and go garnetto on her ass.
garnetto by GilfHunter999 May 7, 2009
Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.
Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?
Garette by LillithM. September 16, 2013
A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.
"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"
Garnett by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010

kevin garnett 

synonymous with "pussy". known to start fights and back out of them.
oh look, kevin garnett's fighting the miami heat. oh look, he's backing out.
kevin garnett by suer121290 July 4, 2011

kevin garnett 

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.
1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!
kevin garnett by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006