Anything overly amazing, confusing, awesome, or any other extreme word. Also, anything equally as amazing, or pertaining to Jonas Brothers' bassist Greg Garbowsky.
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*Examples created by jonasobsessie1
The act of thinking any criticism to an object that you love (but should not be worthy of such adoration) concerns you and only you. The garboistic subject thus takes it personally, and as an insult directed to him, which leads him to go apeshit and hate the critic.
Note: Garboistic is the adjective of garboism.
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Me: That TV show has a fair bit of problems.
Him: You're stupid. Why must you torment me so!?
Me: Your garboisms ruin your credibility, and makes you appear as a fool.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.