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If she vapes…she gapes 

Vaping being the trashier cousin to smoking, a female who vapes (and hangs around vape shops and probably does kratom too) not only will be promiscuous like the she smokes, she pokes girl, she’ll be more inclined to engage in sexual acts most females would be disgusted by. Tattoos are a given as are provocative words on the ass of her tight pink sweatpants.
Hey Charles, I know you’re a sick sexual deviant who’s having a hard time finding girls who are into all the messed up shit you like. You should hang around the local smoke and vape shop. If a girl comes in and orders a pack of cigarettes she’s probably DTF but if she vapes…she gapes
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peeing games 

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.
"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"
peeing games by roxmstar July 23, 2020

games urinalist 

A Games Journalist who is, in fact, an activist posing as a journalist, whose work belongs in a urinal.
I can't believe that games urinalist thinks the reader can't see that he is just blatantly pushing his political agenda.
games urinalist by zorclon March 2, 2019

Gamestopped 

Verb: to cause an investment career to come to an end because of a once-in-a-lifetime short squeeze.
Melvin ran a successful long short fund, but alas was gamestopped. Reddit killed him.
Gamestopped by Brolgaboy January 25, 2021

Gamesphere 

Only the most sophisticated gaming experience ever created by humans.

And it's spherical. Spherical!
"Welcome to Gamesphere."

*heavy breathing*
Gamesphere by MajikCaesar May 4, 2014

Gaper Gap 

The large open space on the forehead of a gaper between the helmet (or hat) and goggles while skiing/riding. Also visible days after in the form of a sun burn or wind burn on the forehead.
Gaper: Man, my forehead got fried skiing this weekend!
Local: You need to pull your helmet down and cover your gaper gap.
Gaper Gap by CJ Waz April 16, 2011