ganort
ganort by sicily sam April 14, 2010
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Gnorts, Mr. Alien
Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!
*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.
*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.
Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017
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Gazort
Gazort by Ryan Orangatang June 14, 2013
GatorTutor
Is a combination of the words:
Aggregator and Tutor
It basically means a teacher who aggregates the concepts of other teachers and then teaches them in a combination relevant to the audience or the context.
Something like, you could be telling to someone what Oprah said and then combining it with what Simon Sinek said. That ways, even you are a GatorTutor
Aggregator and Tutor
It basically means a teacher who aggregates the concepts of other teachers and then teaches them in a combination relevant to the audience or the context.
Something like, you could be telling to someone what Oprah said and then combining it with what Simon Sinek said. That ways, even you are a GatorTutor
GatorTutor by 27weeks March 7, 2021
Gazort
An underwater fart.
Jim Brown : Hey Tyler, what's a gazort?
Tyler : IT'S A UNDERWATER FART
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Tyler: I'd drag my balls against rusty metal and razor blades just to hear her gazort through a walkie talkie
Tyler : IT'S A UNDERWATER FART
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Tyler: I'd drag my balls against rusty metal and razor blades just to hear her gazort through a walkie talkie
Gazort by Maddy Long June 14, 2013
gagortion
abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'
The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"
The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"
gagortion by Ken Noisewater April 30, 2008
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