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Invader's worst nightmare, you will see them sitting or posing somewhere, waiting for you to find them. Then they'll try to surround you like primitive animals and hit you from every side, all the way until you die.
After you die, one will throw dung pies at your corpse, on will point down, and one will continue to hit with their weapon.

If you encounter them here are some tips:
-Take out one by one and get gud at parrying
-Try to lead them off a cliff, or ladders
-Go for backstabs if possible and focus on one
-Move as much as possible and make it a long fight so they get bored and lose focus.
-Use heavier/high damage weapons, especially weapons that have splash effects or can damage multiple players at once.
-If you see one healing, don't go for him as you will get fucked by others
-Use undead hunter charms
Invader: *Invaded the world of Host of Embers StarFinger_420*
Also Invader: *Sees other phantoms*
*they approach him, hit him, backstab him, fuck him, and kill him*
Phantoms: throw carvings *V E R Y G O O D*
Invader: fuck those gankers *alt f4's*
Gankers by DarkSoulsEnjoyer_DirtL February 7, 2022
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Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.
1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"
Gawkers is the act of getting fellatio, head, blowjob whatever you call it, they all refer to the same thing, getting your dick sucked.

The "gawk" part of the word refers to you staring at the person who is sucking your cock.
Dude out of all the girls I have ever dated Tsion gave me the best gawkers of my life.
Gawkers by RealMrWicked May 25, 2021
a massive pill(h)ead (only Tesco value pain killers) and an alcoholic, constantly under the influence, one time tactically chunder outside the old mill, disgraceful (following 1.5 litres of Tesco value Mojito, consumed through a camal back )

also refers to a wing commander in the RAF during the second world war

although both definitions are undeniably linked.
man on the sesh: look at that guy, flipped on pain killers and pissed on cheap supermarket alcohol, what a Gawkers

Gawkers: fuck off im not drunk *eats 13 more paracetamol*

RAF commander: Gawkers, drop the bombs over Dresden!

Gawkers: no sorry im drunk
gawkers by not gawkers September 26, 2017

booty ganker 

Somebody who likes to steal other's booty.
-Captain Jack took our booty- jimmy
-what a booty ganker- bob
booty ganker by Waltor May 8, 2008
Ganker: (gayn-kur) noun: A person who is too bad at Dark Souls to ever win a fair fight, and decides to use cheap tactics like 3v1ing and TWoP to get a few bull shit wins so he can feel good about himself.
Wow, I invaded a guys world in dark souls, and he had his two friends gang up on me. What a ganker.
ganker by DarkSoulz September 2, 2012

gawkerstalker 

A gawkerstalker is somebody who tracks down celebs and then tells others of their whereabouts, actions , appearance etc.
Gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!
gawkerstalker by joanna moran April 24, 2006
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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