Gankers

Invader's worst nightmare, you will see them sitting or posing somewhere, waiting for you to find them. Then they'll try to surround you like primitive animals and hit you from every side, all the way until you die.
After you die, one will throw dung pies at your corpse, on will point down, and one will continue to hit with their weapon.

If you encounter them here are some tips:
-Take out one by one and get gud at parrying
-Try to lead them off a cliff, or ladders
-Go for backstabs if possible and focus on one
-Move as much as possible and make it a long fight so they get bored and lose focus.
-Use heavier/high damage weapons, especially weapons that have splash effects or can damage multiple players at once.
-If you see one healing, don't go for him as you will get fucked by others
-Use undead hunter charms

Invader: *Invaded the world of Host of Embers StarFinger_420*
Also Invader: *Sees other phantoms*
*they approach him, hit him, backstab him, fuck him, and kill him*
Phantoms: throw carvings *V E R Y G O O D*
Invader: fuck those gankers *alt f4's*

by DarkSoulsEnjoyer_DirtL February 7, 2022

Ganderschplaf

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.

1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 31, 2015

Gawkers

Gawkers is the act of getting fellatio, head, blowjob whatever you call it, they all refer to the same thing, getting your dick sucked.

The "gawk" part of the word refers to you staring at the person who is sucking your cock.

Dude out of all the girls I have ever dated Tsion gave me the best gawkers of my life.

by RealMrWicked May 25, 2021

gawkers

a massive pill(h)ead (only Tesco value pain killers) and an alcoholic, constantly under the influence, one time tactically chunder outside the old mill, disgraceful (following 1.5 litres of Tesco value Mojito, consumed through a camal back )

also refers to a wing commander in the RAF during the second world war

although both definitions are undeniably linked.

man on the sesh: look at that guy, flipped on pain killers and pissed on cheap supermarket alcohol, what a Gawkers

Gawkers: fuck off im not drunk *eats 13 more paracetamol*

RAF commander: Gawkers, drop the bombs over Dresden!

Gawkers: no sorry im drunk

by not gawkers September 26, 2017

booty ganker

Somebody who likes to steal other's booty.

-Captain Jack took our booty- jimmy
-what a booty ganker- bob

by Waltor May 8, 2008

ganker

Ganker: (gayn-kur) noun: A person who is too bad at Dark Souls to ever win a fair fight, and decides to use cheap tactics like 3v1ing and TWoP to get a few bull shit wins so he can feel good about himself.

Wow, I invaded a guys world in dark souls, and he had his two friends gang up on me. What a ganker.

by DarkSoulz September 2, 2012

gawkerstalker

A gawkerstalker is somebody who tracks down celebs and then tells others of their whereabouts, actions , appearance etc.

Gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!

by joanna moran April 24, 2006