Gangstawhitis is a rare syndrome in which a white person from the suburbs truly believes he is a G from the
hood. Its is believed that this is caused by a genetic anomaly, in which a G chromosome is added to the X and Y chromosomes during conception. For a male, the genetic makeup consists of XY-G. For a female, the genetic makeup consists of
XX-G.
Scientists are still uncertain about the causes behind the anomaly. Some believe it is caused by an overdose of Jerry Springer and bonbons while the
fetus is developing in the womb.
Other scientists feel it is caused when the developing
fetus comes into close contact with too many large gold-plated chains, in combination with too much
twerking by the
pregnant mother.
Other symptoms of Gangstawhitis include:
Calling him/herself a "pretty mother fucker".
Thinking he has stacks of
cash, when he's only holding $16 plus change.
Often seen pimping a
white fedora, or a flatbill cocked to the side.
Typically wears
long blonde hair in a ponytail fashion.
Automatically sticks out tongue when being photographed; it baffles scientists that a camera triggers the immediate tongue action.
Throws gang signs that hold absolutely no meaning.
Currently, no cures have been developed for this disease. Some have been able to receive therapy through intense suburban treatment centers in
Kansas and Oklahoma. One center forces subjects to listen to country music for 48 hours straight.
"Dude, did you
see Travis last
night? He has a severe case of Gangstawhitis!"
"Hey Chris, I think we need to get Travis some
help for his Gangstawhitis disorder."