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gangsta hold 

when you on the line with a friend and they say hold on, and your on the line for a long ass time. then you notice they forgot about you and you hang up.
( calling maria back )
Lina: why'd you hang up ?
Maria: because you had me on gangsta hold .
gangsta hold by lina(: April 17, 2009

The Gangsta Hoopa 

Sports talk show host Jim Rome’s nickname for former Laker point guard, Nick Van Exel.
Todd “Did you see Van Exel bump the zebra!?”

Me “They don’t call him ‘The Gangsta Hoopa’ for nothing

Gangsta hood rhymes 

A Gangsta hood rhyme is a rap song or free-style rap that comes from " the hood" or " ghetto" often times preformed and created by black people.
Gangster 1: Yo, man did you hear shortys new Gangsta hood rhymes? He made it last week.

Gangster 2: Naw trick naw, but i heard his old shit.

Real Gangsta Hours 

Picture this; *Its 8:30 pm on a Sunday night, you and you're homie are chilling on rust listen to those sweet sweet gangsta tunes and you already no what mutha hecken time it is* "All the gangstas take the floor as we step on stage all the ladies ask for more" - 213 Crew
"Yo loopy2247!" says AUcairns "yeah whats cooking my mutha hecking homie from the south?" exclaims loopy2247 "Is it Real Gangsta hours?" says AUcairns louder than before, "Yeah I think it mutha hecken is!" *AUcairns gets music bot to play Keepin It Gangsta by Fabulous in the 'Chill Gangstas' section of the Snag Boys discord server* "It's Real Gangsta Hours!" exclaim loopy2247 and AUcairns together

Real Gangsta in da House 

Some anonymous fellow that posts random things about music, and leaves many wondering whether or not he is being sarcastic.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
Our Poet Gloriet, Real Gangsta In Da House, On Jazz:
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."

...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."

... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"

... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"

Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...

24 hour gangsta 

"Damn son,those white boys be some 24 hour gangstas,we better not step to them."
24 hour gangsta by Rick Delicious February 10, 2007