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its usually a way to count math. You use it to split things in even groups.
Guy: hey
Woman: hey
Guy: Divide your legs
Woman: okay
by i have a loli January 29, 2020
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Divide

The act of splitting one's peen in half so you can wrap it around another peen
Bro, I divided that guy so hard last night
by FroggerDodger69 October 10, 2022
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Divide

Divide is mostly used in math for splitting numbers through other numbers.

But is also often used by youth to diss someone or gamers while playing multiplayer games to describe them defeating an enemy. It is for example used in voice-chats of first-person-shooters like Cod
In form of "to divide someone"
In this context it describes them literally splitting their enemy in half which would kill them resulting in their enemy's defeat.
"you're so dead man, I'll divide you even without a calculator! You little piece of ****!"

(Mark 9yo,.........had to repeat second grade.)
by KILLERsandwich July 7, 2023
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Divide The Youth

An underground Instagram fashion brand that the Tuinenberg nigga owns.
Bro that's a really cool zip-up! Where'd you get it from?
Thanks bro, I got it from Divide The Youth.
by divide the youth #1 fan August 14, 2021
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divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it
im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go
by gezzzzzzzzz November 19, 2006
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divide by zero

A 4chan meme in where if someone divides by zero something very disastrous happens.
(Hole explodes in the ground) Damnit, did someone divide by zero!?
by /b/tard Jimmer October 9, 2007
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divide by zero

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
by everybodyhateskris April 4, 2010
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