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Aelin Ashryver Whitethorn Galathinyus 

The best queen you’ll ever meet. Words cannot express her.
Aelin Ashryver Whitethorn Galathinyus

aelin ashriver whitethorne galathynius 

She was formaly known as Adarlans assassian, Celaena Sardothien. She was formaly a slave in the salt mines in Endovier and the kings champian, thanks to Crown Prince Dorian Havilliard who chose her as his champion. She is the queen of Terrasan. She is lucky to be the mate from sex god Rowan Whithorne.
aelin ashriver whitethorne galathynius is a motherfucking godess

Goliath Gob 

Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.

Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus
That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.
Goliath Gob by Adam? January 21, 2009

Brown Goliath 

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
Brown Goliath by Loopydave October 24, 2019

David vs Goliath 

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.
Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

Davey and Goliath 

A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!
Davey and Goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.