galfing

a street term for a dog. Can be pluralized for multiple dogs.

My galfing likes to chase squirrels

by walzer4u2nv January 26, 2009

Adventure Golfing

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.

George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.

by Adventure Golfer March 9, 2009

Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

Muddy Golfing

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.

"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"

by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014

gayfinger

The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.

When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.

Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!

by EvilBiscuit September 24, 2011

Urban Golfing

A drinknig gam invented at Washington College located in historic Chestertown, Maryland. Urban Golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. One hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.

It's nice today let's go urban golfing!

by pandasandpearls March 7, 2011

Golfing

The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.

Carl Stephen Grider Jr and Rickie Lynn Price just went golfing. I bet Rickie's head is sore.

by carlgrider October 16, 2011