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galfing by walzer4u2nv January 26, 2009
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Adventure Golfing
Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.
Adventure Golfing by Adventure Golfer March 9, 2009
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Garfing
Garfing by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016
Muddy Golfing
During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.
"Did you hear about Zach?"
"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"
"Really? That's awesome!"
"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"
"Really? That's awesome!"
Muddy Golfing by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014
gayfinger
The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.
When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.
Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!
Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!
gayfinger by EvilBiscuit September 24, 2011
Urban Golfing
A drinknig gam invented at Washington College located in historic Chestertown, Maryland. Urban Golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. One hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.
Urban Golfing by pandasandpearls March 7, 2011
Golfing
The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.
Golfing by carlgrider October 16, 2011
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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