gagm 

Slang term for 'get a grip mate'.

Person 1: I love Pixie Lott so much.
Person 2: gagm she's out of your league, and she doesn't know of your existance.

gagm by smeaton September 23, 2010

Gagmeat

An inordinately girthy and long penis. Typically that of the porn star variety and not your average male. Induces watery eyes, gagging and lots of saliva when orally copulated.

When me whipped out his gagmeat I could barely fit it in my mouth.

Braaaaaahhh. Your mom told me she's ready for some gagmeat.

The first time Rachel experience giving head to a dude with gagmeat, he eyes watered.

Gagmeat by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Gagmoplasma 

Another word for male ejaculate. I.E.: jizz, skeet skeet, gravy.

Man 1: So how's your relationship with your girlfriend going? Man 2: Not so good, man... She won't swallow the gagmoplasma!

Gagmoplasma by Sadasha September 11, 2009

lady gagme 

a nickname for lady gaga, especially one that haters use. also used jokingly.

p1: "did you hear lovegame by lady gaga?
p2: "don't you mean lady gagme?"
p1: "oh yeah"

lady gagme by zoegirlrox June 12, 2009

SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA 

It's the hot steamie,cheesy offencive smelling shit, your boyfriend takes right after you finish butt fuck'n him.

boy my little man muff'n that SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA shure makes your shit smell like shit! love you my mud pie

SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA by BIG STEVE IDAHO January 17, 2008

gagmfb 

"Go and get my fucking beer."

I pwn joo bitch, gagmfb

gagmfb by Cyanyde October 10, 2003

gagmfb 

"Go and get my fucking beer"

I pwn j00 bitch, gagmfb

gagmfb by Cyanyde October 10, 2003