A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
Gaelle is a French name. It is a unique name and you are lucky to know someone called Gaelle. Gaelle is a beautiful female that loves making friends. She respects her close friends and family and is a good person to hang out with
When Gaelle in a relationship she's really loyal & will make you fall in love with her. She's easy to love. If you're her boyfriend you'll be proud of calling you hers. She gets jealous of anyone, doesn't matter who but she's the jealous type and gets mad if you talk to any girl because she's afraid to lose you. She's the best girlfriend you can ever have. If you lose her you're actually stupid because you lost the best girl that will ever make you feel loved. She love you for you & that's all. She's really gorgeous & has an amazing personality. She can be immature at times but its because that's really how she is but you know you still love her no matter what.
Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).
Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.