basically an obsessed praying catholic school that loses about ten kids every year. if your kid likes to pray at school for ten hours, i recommend it to them. the kids that leave the school usually go to riverside, mentor, or some weird school on the west side. don't be surprised if you see the bathroom doors being kicked and the soap dispensers being taken apart.

honestly i don't know how this school is even still open... read the example below if you want to know what i'm talking about:

first grade: 130 kids
fifth grade 122 kids
six grade: 75 kids
eighth grade: 47 kids
person1: this explains the definition of st gabes and a school closure

st gabes by jackbehumblejackbequick September 25, 2018

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gabelstapler

A tool used in constructing large-scale residential projects in ghetto-like areas.

A gabelstapler was brought into Compton to construct housing for poor negro people.

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Gabes-Up Quotes

Misquoting a famous/well-known movie/television quote.

Guy #1: Say hello to my best friend!

Guy #2: Isn't it say hello to my little friend?

Guy #3: Yeah, he always Gabes-up quotes like that.

Gabes-Up Quotes by valleygirl99 December 5, 2012

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Gabeish

When you're really shit at drawing and don't know what word to use for it

Person 1: That's supposed to be a scalloped arch?
Person 2: Don't judge me I'm kind of Gabeish

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Gabete

Puerto Rican Spanish for shoe lace.

"estoy suelta como gabete"

I am as loose as a shoe lace

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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