gabbajack

A gabbajack is a full body amputee that has dwarfism and is under the influence of several rhino pills and honey packs.

Skylar said she wanted to have a good time so I locked her in my car with 3 gabbajacks.

by Marcello the gabbajack December 24, 2024

Wabbajack

A magical staff in the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which turns creatures into different creatures at random. Also used as a term when someone gets burned, beaten, or in any other way drastically bested, especially in video games.

I used the Wabbajack to kill Mehrunes Dagon.

My friend got Wabbajacked in a videogame: 50 to 20!

by WABBAJACKb2tw May 31, 2007

gabblejacker

One who talks continously while masturbating, either oneself or others.

Bring your earplugs she's a real gabblejacker.

by solomonk February 11, 2008

wabbajack

a nickname for the ceo of youtube, susan wojociicickickciki

someone: hey susan wabbajack
susan: demonetized.

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

Wabbajack

The art in which a man and woman participate, forming a sacred bond by magic.

E. G. The man flirtatiously said "fancy coming over to my place to wabbajack".
E. G All that was heard was the mighty screams of the wabbajack.

by NemoTay February 26, 2018

gabblejacking

A circle of men pleasuring each other sexual with hands, whilst simultaneously maintaining casual conversation.

Hey Tom. John, myself and a few other co workers were totally gabblejacking about the days earnings

by swamptemle January 1, 2015

Wabbajacked

Erratic or random behavior in an individual that can change in an instant.

_ was acting absolutely wabbajackey today. That guy is so wabbajacked.

by He's that guy713 February 3, 2012