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A person who embraces sobriety. They claim to like drinking but on a sunday night they are nowhere to be found. They are also incredibly addicted to weed, and even tho they got an internship at amazon all of their friends think that they’re sober pussies.
“Did u see Gaar today?”
“No, heard he was in the middle of another sober pledge.”
Gaar by Gaarjimanj December 1, 2024

hayden gaar 

Hayden Gaar is the perfect man. He is tall and charming and funny. Very sweet yet can be mean when needed. If you see Hayden Gaar hug him on sight, as he needs them very much.
Wow he's almost as good as Hayden Gaar
hayden gaar by Okayokqy April 18, 2017
sabaku no gaara (or gaara of the desert), born the youngest child of the kazekage and brother to temari and kankuro. a demon (shukaku) was sealed inside him at a VERY early age and made his life miserable henceforth, he went on to unconciously kill his mother, and the sand village basically wanted him dead, although they never succeeded at killing the child. not unlike a timebomb, gaara became a vile shinobi and felt an inate need to kill others... that is until he learned from naruto that there are other ways of dealing with pain and the overall antics of being a shinobi.

his abilities are ridiculously powerful and resourceful, for example the handseal that creates the avalanche of sand, capable of burying opponents alive and then creating a shockwave (sabaku taiso) to obliterate them.
it would be really stupid to underestimate gaara.
gaara by oriya August 28, 2005
Character on the japanese anime Naruto. Known for moving sand in any shape as needed(including crushing the life from his opponents), as well as being severly emotionally disturbed.
First appears in episode 20 of Naruto, but better examples of his fighting prowess can be found in episodes 48-50.
Gaara by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005

Gaara of the Funk 

Gaara of the Sand's more comical alias. Though it is fanmade, Gaara of the Funk has become popular, mostly on the internet. One can assume that it comes from his red afro like hair. The Naruto Abridged Series on youtube features Gaara in funk-form. Gaara is a character from the Naruto series.
Gaara of the Funk Quotes:
"Funk Coffin!"
"You don't respect the funk... for that, I will kill you!"
"If you want to pass through here alive, you'll have to beat me.. in DDR!"
Gaara of the Funk by Otterdude December 11, 2007
Gaara is the most cutest anime boy in the anime Naruto. He had a sad history, his father sealed the one tailed beast inside of him before birth. This causing his mother to die when he was born. His father blamed Gaara for her death and the whole village became afraid of him. Gaara then grew up alone not even his brother or sister wanted to go near him. One of the senseis he had who loved him then tried to assainated Gaara. gaara then learned to care and love only himself. His mothers love was put into the sand which is in the gourd on his back and that sand will go to his protection at any time Gaara then began to continue to live his life alone in sadness and hatred until he met Naruto and became happy then starting a new life.
P.s. the thing around Galata's eyes is a birthmark not mascara just like Naruto doesn't have whiskers it's a birth mark.
Gaara by Mizuki Herazaki August 2, 2018