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fyndlay by hot alpha male April 21, 2022
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Findlay is a god among men. Findlay has Scottish backgrounds, but his voice is normal and amazing and beautiful, like everything about him. Findlay usually has blonde or brown hair or blue eyes. Findlay has wealthy parents, but all Findlay do well in life. Findlay is a Democrat left side who is open to new ideas. Findlay is the greatest person to ever live, so if you ever meet one you need to be his friend.
Man : Damn Findlay is perfect in every way!
Woman: Everyone wants him! ;)
Findlay by Findlay Rimmr February 18, 2021

the university of findlay 

A university that sucks you in with a really nice looking campus then ass rapes you with high tuition, crappy class choices, and poor learning experiences.
I went to the university of findlay and the only thing I learned was how to waste my money!
Findlay is a orange poo
Findlay by Jaiskoshdps April 20, 2020

The University of Findlay 

The only good thing about this university is it’s mostly females. Don’t be mislead though; they’re all crazy horse chicks. Also, the theory “C’s get degrees” doesn’t apply here.
Guy 1: “Hey I just got accepted into The University of Findlay”

Guy 2: “ Run bro”

Guy 1: “ But theirs so many chicks”

Guy 2: “Run bro”

Findlay slip n'slide 

Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.
Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.
Findlay slip n'slide by Dadismydad January 28, 2008
Findlay is a god among men. Findlay has Scotish backgrounds, but his voice is normal and amazing and beutiful, like everything about him. Findlay usually has blonde or brown hair or blue eyes. Findlay has wealthy parents, but all Findlays do well in life. Findlay is a Democrat/Liberal (Canada's left-wing party) who is open to new ideas. Findlay is the greatest person to ever live, so if you ever meet one you need to be his friend.
Man : Damn Findlay is perfect in every way!
Woman: Everyone wants him! ;)
FINDLAY by ATypicalPeraon November 7, 2017
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