Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
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Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

Cunt Fluff by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

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Fluff Bandit

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy

"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"

Fluff Bandit by LewisSMills May 12, 2015

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Fluffenchops

A common term used among pet bird owners online and people within the birb community.

“The chops with fluffens that cover the beaky in bashfulness and contentment...”

AKA the floofy feathers that surround the beaks of some birbs (notably cockatoos, cockatiels, and other parrots) when the birb is puffed up.

Max looks so cute when he’s sleepy. Look at dem fluffenchops!

Fluffenchops by ProjectOWL August 2, 2018

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Fluff

Cute things in a relationship such as cuddles and kisses, not sexual.

"What happened last night"
"Nothing much just some fluff"

Fluff by fluffyflufffluff September 23, 2017

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fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

fluff your garfield by Euphysics May 13, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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