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furrble essence

1. Anything of, related, or pertaining to a furrble (see definition of FURRBLE).

2. A fictitous shampoo developed for shmees (see definition of SHMEE) using rigorous scientific methods, only the finest quality botanicals, and a sacred ingredient. A spin-off of Herbal Essence, but for shmees.
"Hey honey, while you are at the store, can you pick up another bottle of Furrble Essence for our resident shmee? Her furry ass is a little flakey. And don't be cheap for Christ's sake, get the commercial grade 60 oz. bottle!"
furrble essence by DMW576 January 13, 2008
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something british people say when they are trying to say furball
Want to get a Cheeky Nandos instead of taking care of your shit tier furble?
furble by uwotm9 August 13, 2016

furbleweeds 

balls of animal fur that roll across clean surfaces
There are furbleweeds rolling across the kitchen floor.
furbleweeds by kygirlgg June 29, 2011
Noun: A person who likes to have sex with someone dressed in a mascot type costume.
Jessica is a furrbie, she likes to have sex with bob while he is dressed in a rabbit mascot costume.
Furrbie by JoeMamma March 13, 2012

Furbleweed 

Those little drifting clumps of pet hair that seem to roll across the floor when you have company, no matter how many times you vacuum or dust.
"I'm sick of this. It's haunting me. The hairs. It's always there. Everywhere. Furbleweed!"

"An element present in every house, no matter how clean it is, no furbleweed, the place is haunted."
Furbleweed by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

Furbleweed 

A large collection of fur from your pet that tumbles down the hallway and reminds you that it's been too long since you vacuumed the house.
As I walked down the hallway, a furbleweed floated past me folornly.
Furbleweed by Snakey74 May 22, 2017