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Furbleweed 

Those little drifting clumps of pet hair that seem to roll across the floor when you have company, no matter how many times you vacuum or dust.
"I'm sick of this. It's haunting me. The hairs. It's always there. Everywhere. Furbleweed!"

"An element present in every house, no matter how clean it is, no furbleweed, the place is haunted."
Furbleweed by Epictrishax September 6, 2012
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Furbleweed 

A large collection of fur from your pet that tumbles down the hallway and reminds you that it's been too long since you vacuumed the house.
As I walked down the hallway, a furbleweed floated past me folornly.
Furbleweed by Snakey74 May 22, 2017
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Fuzzleweed 

A common occurrence among pet owners, referring to the ball of animal hair that drifts across a hardwood, tile or linoleum floor when there is a sudden draft of air, much like a desert tumbleweed.
I walked through my kitchen and was followed by a fuzzleweed left behind by my Siberian Husky.

My back porch is currently covered in fuzzleweeds, I need to brush the cat
Fuzzleweed by Ezada December 1, 2010

furbleweeds 

balls of animal fur that roll across clean surfaces
There are furbleweeds rolling across the kitchen floor.
furbleweeds by kygirlgg June 29, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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