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Fernando Martinez Batiz
the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
Fernando Martinez Batiz by chupateta February 28, 2009
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The Church of Firnando
"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member
The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"
The Church of Firnando by Church_Of_Firnando November 12, 2020
Filthy Fernando
After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim
"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"
Filthy Fernando by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 1, 2010
Fernando
A person who doesn't really fall in love and who ever is the girl that makes him fall she must be the most amazing girl ever. One that he'll never want to let go of
Fernando by MentadoToez September 10, 2015
san fernando valley
The San Fernando Valley is one of the most diverse areas in the world. It is the northern section of Los Angeles, north of the Hollywood Hills. Much of the Valley is within Los Angeles city proper, but some independent cities include San Fernando, Glendale, Burbank, and Calabasas.
For all you motherfuckers who havent been here, STOP DEFINING IT. The Valley is not all rich girls who spend daddy's money. In fact, there is a huge ghetto here, encompassing a lot of the northeastern portion of the area, including the neighborhoods of Arleta, Panorama City, Van Nuys, Pacoima, and parts of North Hollywood.
Hollywood is not in the valley, but "Hollywood" is. Most of the major studios are here, including Warner Brothers, CBS, Disney, NBC, ABC, Universal and much more. In fact the actual district of Hollywood only has Paramount and the award show theatres.
The Valley is also the Porn capital of the world. many porn studios are in the southern aera, in places like studio city and sherman oaks. It is common to see a billboard for a strip club right next to an elementary school as well.
There are more drugs in this area than there are in the CPT or LBC. Fact is, even the rich kids do drugs. It is common to have done pot, ecstasy, cocaine, and heroin by the time they graduate high school.
Scene kids also populate the valley. It is comon to see a 14-year-old girl with three different hair colors and a mass of extentions walking down Ventura Boulevard (a major shopping street) smoking a cigarhette. And no one seems to care.
The area code of the Valley is 818. On myspace, a valley kid is likely to put 818 somewhere on their profile. There is an immence pride for the valley.
Bottom line, the valley is more than you think.
For all you motherfuckers who havent been here, STOP DEFINING IT. The Valley is not all rich girls who spend daddy's money. In fact, there is a huge ghetto here, encompassing a lot of the northeastern portion of the area, including the neighborhoods of Arleta, Panorama City, Van Nuys, Pacoima, and parts of North Hollywood.
Hollywood is not in the valley, but "Hollywood" is. Most of the major studios are here, including Warner Brothers, CBS, Disney, NBC, ABC, Universal and much more. In fact the actual district of Hollywood only has Paramount and the award show theatres.
The Valley is also the Porn capital of the world. many porn studios are in the southern aera, in places like studio city and sherman oaks. It is common to see a billboard for a strip club right next to an elementary school as well.
There are more drugs in this area than there are in the CPT or LBC. Fact is, even the rich kids do drugs. It is common to have done pot, ecstasy, cocaine, and heroin by the time they graduate high school.
Scene kids also populate the valley. It is comon to see a 14-year-old girl with three different hair colors and a mass of extentions walking down Ventura Boulevard (a major shopping street) smoking a cigarhette. And no one seems to care.
The area code of the Valley is 818. On myspace, a valley kid is likely to put 818 somewhere on their profile. There is an immence pride for the valley.
Bottom line, the valley is more than you think.
An arrogant person from elsewhere: The San Fernando Valley is nothing but stuck up rich kids spending their daddy's money on drugs while suffering from bullemia.
san fernando valley by KyleKinky November 16, 2007
Fernando Pino
A fernando pino is the sweetest, most selfless person youll ever meet. He can be shy, but once you know him well, you will fall in love with him. His eyes will be the most soothing things to look into-sometimes hazel but turn brown in the summer- makes the mose adorable faces and has the best sense of humor
Hes there for good and will do anything for you. He is very resourceful and full of common sense. He is self sufficiant and very helpful and easy to get along with.
Did i mention he has a very pleasing cock ? He knows exactly what you want in bed and can sure as hell please you. Fernandos are overall the sweetest creatures out there.
Hes there for good and will do anything for you. He is very resourceful and full of common sense. He is self sufficiant and very helpful and easy to get along with.
Did i mention he has a very pleasing cock ? He knows exactly what you want in bed and can sure as hell please you. Fernandos are overall the sweetest creatures out there.
Fernando Pino by Josueandlukearegay September 30, 2019