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furgery

Noun.

(FER-jer-ee)

The act of having to precisely remove some portion of an animal's (usually a pet's) fur to separate the animal from an undesirable substance without harming the animal.
"I had to perform emergency furgery on our cat Marty today. He stepped in his poop and was tracking it all over the house!"
by Amiiigo!!! September 27, 2020
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Forgery

Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.
The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.
by Rodney Basil September 2, 2004
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fuggery

The act of rubbing the penis up and down the external genitals of a female.

To be contrasted with bum fuggery which consists of rubbing the penis between the buttocks of a man or woman.
Person 1 - Good night last night?
Person 2 - Yeh first I fuggered Kate and then I bum fuggered Martin. Loads of really good fuggery.
by ilovethefuggery June 28, 2007
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fecal forgery

The illegal replication, reproduction, or otherwise forged likeness of another party's fecal matter.
Don: "What are you in for?"
Dick: "I'm wanted for fecal forgery in 9 states."
by moose_knuckle September 14, 2009
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furgerking

An extremely hairy pussy. Usually very furry in texture. Mans worst nightmare.
"I don't eat that furgerking!"
by HeNNy™ January 13, 2008
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Fungery

Similar to Fungry, but stands for 'fucking hungery', as might be spelt by retards.
An example can be found on the word proper, on the second defintion.

"I'm so fungery."

"Woah, you must've been so fungery!"
by Richard Livesey December 10, 2006
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furgerwerger

The furgerwerger
by Big mun09 January 26, 2021
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