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Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.
Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

funmonger 

Slang for a person who is selling fun, often with no regard for safety or sensibilities.
She was a shameless funmonger, selling pleasure to the most desperate of people, at the saddest of times.
funmonger by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Fun sponge 

Noun. A boring, humourless person.
Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!
Fun sponge by Dick Wright-Upham December 7, 2010

Fun Sponge 

The character Freddie Mclair from the television show Skins.
Cook: And why didn't we invite Freddie?
JJ: Cause he's a Fun Sponge
Cook: You got it
Fun Sponge by seemejudgingyou September 8, 2009

fun sponge 

Someone who has the ability to walk into a room and litteraly soak all of the fun out of it. Also known as a muzz.
"Nick was such a fun sponge, the moment he arrived the party died."
fun sponge by Doc Raymond October 10, 2003

Fun sponge 

A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.

Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.
"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"

"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"
Fun sponge by Itsallgoodman May 17, 2016
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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