muzz

a state of mind where the affected is unnaturally unaware of his surroundings

... usually after several cones

people under the influence of muzz are likely to trip, break things or generally fuck up the simplest of tasks

"dude, i am so muzzed"
"I'm just muzzing out"
*in exsaperated tone* "Muuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Ramwell, stop muzzing out -- you left my house unlocked and two bongs on my parents kitchen table"

by stoz June 26, 2006

muzz

n. the substance secreted by a vagina at the height of orgasm during intercourse; usually in combination with a seizgasm v. the act of secreting muzz

"She muzzed all over the bed, so I wiped it up with her shirt."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

muzz

White trash

Whooooaaah! Muzz! *points at mobile home*

by Muzz27 January 12, 2004

muzz

to lose control of one's bladder, to pee yourself, piss your panties, urinate the bed

"oh man, he's just muzz'd himself, that's gross!!"

"i think i've just muzz'd your bed"

"i laughed so hard i almost muzz'd myself"

by Stef Connelly March 5, 2008

muzz

one who excels at farting, perving and is always on the look out for a good M.I.L.T.F

Oh god Muzz airbrushed his undies again!

Muzz don't dribble over her boobies!

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

muzz

marcus dibble

“you can’t even muzz, this calls for a muzz” then he dances to music

by thedeadlytruth101 September 28, 2018

muzz

Someone who borrows money even though they have some. Someone who smokes your weed even though they have some. Someone who drinks your drink even if they one.

AKA Matty Pynn from Medford, Ma. He's a fuckin muzz

by Jessica Porter April 5, 2008