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fungis chungis 

when nobbsy eats a mans poo while wanking a dog
oh lord is that nobbsy doing a fungis chungis?
fungis chungis by djobs887 August 8, 2016
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fungus the chungus 

He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.
Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"

chungus fungus 

Chungus Fungus is a airborne disease that will paralyze you from the hip down of you inhale it
person 1: Hey have you seen tanisha ?
person 2: Nah bro she is in the hospital

person 1: what the fuck why?

person 2: she got chungus fungus
chungus fungus by Therealnibba999 December 31, 2018

Chungus fungus 

When you fuck a girl with a yeast infection, and then your dick gets CHUNKIE and your cum turns into some weird ass shit ngl
Bruh I’d hit that, but she’s got a yeast infection I don’t wanna get chungus fungus

Chungus fungus 

A parasite found in fish, that if it is inhaled by cats they get rashes in their nose. A simpleir turn for chungus fungus disease is also called: CFD. if your cat experiences rashes in their nose, talk to your nearest vets. They could have Chungus fungus disease.
Chungus fungus is a rare but interesting disease, being defined unnatural.
Chungus fungus by soooonotfake April 21, 2023

ugandan chungus fungus 

the last thing you'd want in your ugandan chungus is ugandan chungus fungus. a 4channer uploaded a photo with the caption "this is the ugandan chungus you eat at chungus king"
guy 1: number 15: ugandan chungus fungus

guy 2: SHUT UP!!!!1!! sound effect (from smosh(

Chungus Fungus 

A Chinese male with a small penis. Named after the Latin "Chinese mushroom" known for their classification of small wild mushrooms.
He's Chinese, so he's definitely got a chungus fungus.
Chungus Fungus by Partyhunter April 21, 2025
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