When you get mad at your fiance for not giving you a handjob or blow job and you kick her to the curb while you continue to call your daughter sexy and kiss her on the lips, then you bring the evil baby mom back in that traumatized girl's life, this is also known as a dirty donkey.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.