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Dirty Fulton

The act of ejaculating inside of a man’s mouth and consecutively after each nut going father back.
Dirty Fulton by Marcos Lara March 27, 2024

futon dick 

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

double futon

Partaking in particularly explicit sexual activities with the Japanese.
I went to a club and then got double futon-ed. I am sooo sore, you can't even imagine.
double futon by tittybitch November 8, 2010

Dirty Felton 

When you get mad at your fiance for not giving you a handjob or blow job and you kick her to the curb while you continue to call your daughter sexy and kiss her on the lips, then you bring the evil baby mom back in that traumatized girl's life, this is also known as a dirty donkey.
Oh man you wouldn't believe how dirty Felton is definitely a dirty donkey
Dirty Felton by BeautifulLU April 12, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026