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falaffelism 

the theory of abundance of moisture in an apple. This sounds complicated but easy to understand
boy 1 :"wow this apple is so juicy".
boy 2 :"must be all the falaffelism that is taking place.
falaffelism by freddy mc fredfred December 6, 2011
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flaffel-flaffel 

An edible fungus found inbetween human toes.
I had survived starvation in the desert by feeding on flaffel-flaffel.
flaffel-flaffel by FlameMesial September 10, 2005

fuloffel 

A gross ass mother fuckin shity snack that deserves a smack... Huwapaaaa!!!
This fuloffel is shit af
fuloffel by AaSsAa October 16, 2018

Flaffell 

The state of total retardation or cluelessness. Lacking the motor skills to function in society. Losing one's touch with reality
Dude I was so Flaffelled last night after drinking that Parrot Bay.
Flaffell by Flaffelled Person April 10, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026