Flaffell 

The state of total retardation or cluelessness. Lacking the motor skills to function in society. Losing one's touch with reality

Dude I was so Flaffelled last night after drinking that Parrot Bay.

Flaffell by Flaffelled Person April 10, 2010

flaffel-flaffel 

An edible fungus found inbetween human toes.

I had survived starvation in the desert by feeding on flaffel-flaffel.

flaffel-flaffel by FlameMesial September 10, 2005