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Fukushima'd

When a person is hit with a tidal wave of life problems and eventually has a melt down.
Guy - "I have so may exams....Im fukushima'd."

Dude 1 - "Man, I have to pay insurance and rent out of this same paycheck!"

Dude 2 - "Dude, You're so fukushima'd"

Dude 1 - "Yeah. totally fukushima'd"
Fukushima'd by Jsanctuary13 April 15, 2011

Fukushima'd

Fukushima Daichi nuclear plant was damaged by March 11, 2011 earthquake off coast of Japan and terrible tsunami followed. The nuclear spew has not stopped to this day in 2017. The Cesium is said to be raining in Pacific Northwest from ocean uptake. NOAA took down radiation sensors and public website a few months after Fukushima so I guess we wouldn't have accurate information on our exposure. The use of verb means something similar to "we've been screwed".
We've been Fukushima'd.
Fukushima'd by Charly Angleworm December 19, 2017

Fukushima Daiichi 

- noun 1. badly confused or ridiculously muddled situation
- adjective 2. in disorder; out of control; chaotic - verb (used with object) 3. to throw into disorder; muddle
His shit is all Fukushima Daiichi, he drank way to much.

Her car got all Fukushima Daiichi'd in an accident.

I'm gonna Fukushima Daiichi your ass!

Fukushima Fun-Dip 

The sexual act where a man force-feeds his partner laxatives and Sushi, prior to immediately engaging in anal sex, covering his penis in feces, which his partner then licks off.
Bob: "Hey Suzie, do you want to have sex and eat sushi?"

Suzie: "Only if we can do the Fukushima Fun-Dip!"
Fukushima Fun-Dip by qyjq December 28, 2020

fukushima shake down 

A dance where you shake your money maker for an absurd amount of time. Caution this takes a ridic amount of cardio endurance.
Gurrl I did the fukushima shake down from open to close at the club, I feel like I just ran a marathon

Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.